In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem.

Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessaryJust imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation:

John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the f*ck not?
Mary: F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just rememberedIt got f*cked up in the wash.
John: Well, f*ck the opera. Let''s stay home and f*ck.
Mary: Good f*cking idea.

English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinementsPage after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you''re finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills.

You''ll be surprised by how much you''ve learned!

“Great f*cking book!” —Stephen King

Format Häftad Omfång 88 sidor Språk Engelska Förlag St Martin's Press Utgivningsdatum 1996-06-15 ISBN 9780312143299