*From the star of CUNK ON EARTH - BBC''s landmark mockumentary, now on Netflix!*''This book is great because it covers everything in existence apart from the 95% of stuff not worth bothering with'' Philomena Cunk, star of Charlie Brooker''s Weekly Wipe, Moments of Wonder and Cunk on Earth, Cunk & Other Humans''Essential reading for these slipshod times'' Al MurrayOnce in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books? Wouldn''t it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages. Read it, and you''ll never have to read another book again.''This is a book'' Philomena Cunk''Never contact me again'' Professor Rupert Delgado, MBE''Cunk for PM'' Rachel Riley''. . . book . . .'' Guardian''Truly the intellect for our baffling times'' The Times''This book is absolutely stupid'' The Pool