A hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek advice for dog parents who are looking to understand their furry friend's inner thoughts.(Spoiler alert: your dog is obsessed with you.) Ever wondered what's on your dog's mind when they follow you everywhere (including to the bathroom), shower you with wet kisses, or knock you clean off your feet when they welcome you back home? Well, in this illustrated little book of humorous observations and insights, you will discover what your dog really thinks of you and learn to understand their silly, playful and completely besotted language. Packed with charming illustrations and witty captions, this book is guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any dog parent. Each page helps you understand your four-legged friend's goofy, obsessive and endlessly energetic personality. Discover the many things your dog is trying to tell you, such as: - "Please order more presents so I can see my best friend, the postie, every day!" - "Thank you so much for always leaving out socks, shoes and pieces of furniture for me to play with." - "It's so kind of you to constantly share the food from your plate with me." And much more! So, dive in to become fluent in doggy dialect and gain a unique view into the mind of your number one fan.