“A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)  Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart?   With sly humor, this fun board book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.