Limericks for the Unwoke – a cheeky little volume guaranteed to upset the wokerati, snowflakes and anyone of a sensitive disposition. Whether you’re offending friends or just giggling alone in the loo, this book is your perfect partner in rhyme crime. There once was a cop from Crewe JunctionWho had sexually ceased to function. For the rest of his lifeHe deceived his poor wifeWith the dexterous use of his truncheon. In just five ingeniously-rhymed linesa limerick can tell a complete story - with a beginning, middle and end – and brighten the dullest of days. The best of them are rude or lewd or politically incorrect. Or all three. There was a young fellow named HydeWho fell down a toilet and died. His unfortunate brotherThen fell down anotherAnd now they're interred side by side. Limericks for the Unwoke – filthy rhymes for naughty times .