Bridget Joness Diary meets What We Do in the Shadows in this hilarious contemporary rom-com about a 300-year-old single vampire who inherits a fixer-upper in a quaint town in VermontNothing sucks more than datingespecially when you''ve been bad at it for three centuries.Tiffenie Ruba is 300 years old and still doesnt have her life together. She doesnt own a hometypical for a Millennial, which she often gets mistaken forand she hasnt had a relationship in forever (almost literally). When shes not working at the local blood bank, shes watching Hallmark movies with her cat. Tiffenie has an eternity to go but she knows she cant go on like this.But when she suddenly inherits a charming inn in the picture-perfect town of Valentine, Vermont (due to a case of mistakenokay, stolenidentity), she has a chance to live out all of her Hallmark fantasies.Unfortunately, she has to bring along a new vampire she accidentally created, pretend to be someone else, and navigate a love triangle with a hot Christmas tree farmer and her old master Vlad, who shes still totally mad at. Can she pull it all offand finally learn a lesson along the way?With biting wit, a dash of spice, and the cozy warmth of a great Hallmark movie, Undead and Unwed will make you laugh until you cry as Tiffenie bungles her way toward self-improvement and true love.