Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm — from gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson. “Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson’s Farm will enjoy this companion.” — Irish Times Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and a host of ill-conceived plans pursued with boundless enthusiasm — Clarkson’s farm remains the gift that keeps on giving. As one overseas visitor* confessed, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn’t believe Jeremy could actually be that incompetent. Not one to be discouraged, our hapless hero channels his entrepreneurial spirit into a bold new venture: a pub. A few short weeks later, The Farmer’s Dog opens its doors — proudly serving all-British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub… or so it seems. Between malfunctioning toilets, blackouts, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat, Clarkson soon learns that running a pub may be even trickier than running a farm. Fortunately, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to lend a hand — especially now that his doctor insists he’s got to become a vegetablist. (*Along with the rest of China, apparently.)