An irreverent gift book which demonstrates in an erudite and humorous way how not to be a d*ck. We''re not implying anything but... It''s time for a bit of no-nonsense advice in the form of some choice expletive-laden life lessons. This small but f*cking mighty tome is just the tonic to set you on the path to being an awesome human, and will teach YOU how not to be a D*CK.